(－‸ლ)
a face-palm emoji. the face you type in when someone says/does something stupid, incoherent, irrelevant, irrational, or false.
mother: joey! why are you always getting c’s on your report card?! your friend zach is always getting a’s on his! why can’t you get a’s like him?
joey: i don’t know mom; maybe because i’m not zach?! (－‸ლ)
friend 1: let’s go to the movies!
friend 2: nah, let’s go to dave & buster’s.
friend 3: nah, let’s go bowling instead.
friend 4: -groan- i don’t want to go to any of those places!
friend 1: well then where do you wanna go?
friend 4: i don’t know…
friends 1, 2, & 3: (－‸ლ)
call of duty multiplayer game:
little annoying kid: -360 no-scopes mature player- umg git shrekt!!11! i got skillz n sweg!11
mature player: that wasn’t skill, that was just pure luck.
little annoying kid: umg shut up f-git u suk! i f-kd ur mom last nite! -says more dumb sh-t-
mature player: (－‸ლ)
father: back in my day, we didn’t have xboxes or playstations or computers or any of that video game junk. back then we actually played outside all day. all you kids do these days is play those darn video games!
son: well i’m sorry that “your day” didn’t have video games yet. and besides; this isn’t “your day” anymore! it’s 2015. (－‸ლ)
in cl-ss:
-bell rings-
teacher: the bell does not dismiss you! i dismiss you
whole cl-ss: (－‸ლ)
student 1: -says in his head:- “okay, well then the f-ck is the bell for?!”
student 2: -says in her head:- “if the bell doesn’t dismiss me, then the bell doesn’t decide when i arrive.”
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