a method used by pencil d-cked virgins to rate women’s bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female
d-mn! jennifer anniston is like 60 and still a total 10 on the 1-10 female rate scale.
- young eagles program
experienced pilots take kids up in an aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000′. the kids’ names are recorded in the world’s largest logbook in oshkosh, wisconsin. over a million kids have been given wonderful rides! airplane rides are awesome! what a wonderful program the young eagles program is! my kids got to fly […]
a combination of an oompa loompa and a liopleurodon a teacher who: (a) fails to teach (b) tells pointless stories (c) displays general ignorance in academics he’s such an oompleurodon! why does he keep talking about cheetoes?!
- paul from the uk
paul from the uk, moved to california, from the uk, where he became an overnight success and celebrity. everyone who meets paul, loves paul. t-shirts were made saying “everybody loves paul. paul from the uk.” tv shows, fan clubs, merchandise, an overnight legend …paul is the nicest, most jolly, easy going mate you will ever […]
a gravity bong hit with wax infused in the herb. anthony: paley wanna hit some scroopers? paley: no thanks man they get me way too high
- he pulled first
if someone pulls the gun first and then you shoot and kill him -person pulls out gun to shoot you – you pull out gun faster and shoot and kill him -police ask you how and why’d you kill him -your response “he pulled first”