when one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. because he is too embarr-ssed to take a sh-t while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.
man 1: i had to take a m-ssive dump today while i was in cl-ss.
man 2: ok?
man 1: so i walked out of cl-ss and went to the restroom. and when i was in there someone else was there as well. so i faked like i was p-ss-ng in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
- la bayadere
pain, anxiety, causing fainting/ vommiting whoa! that fifteen mile run was such a la bayadere
- 1337 hour
1337 hour (pr-nounced leet hour) is the time when everyone should stop what they are doing and do something elite. leet hour is 1:37pm which originates from 1337 or 13:37 military time. it’s important to note that 1337 hour is not actually an hour but rather a minute, from 13:37 to 13:38. it is referred […]
when your mind becomes blank causing you not to react to the stupid antics of your man because his p-n-s is so big and perfect. tommy never picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has d-cknesia and she doesn’t rag on him. a medically recognized condition brought on upon by a […]
- d*ck roast
when a group of guys gets together and barbecue. no girls allowed obviously. hey chad, want come to a d-ck roast later at ryan’s?
flahoogen means really long nipples, wow amanda look at them flahoogens!