the act of running to your phone charger when your phone is at 1% before it dies
i glanced at my screen in horror, but my 1% dash was not fast enough and my phone died.
a unibun is when a girl puts a a messy bun so far on her head it resembles a unicorn horn therefore resulting in a unibun girl: omg did you see samantha girl #2: no what happened? girl: she had a unibun and it was almost hanging over her face
- youve been trumped
when a male walks up to a female and grabs her crotch and says “you’ve been trumped”. this practice is widely spreading among middle schools and high schools across the united states of america following the presidential election of 2016. donald just walked up to megyn and grabbed a handful of her v-g-n- while laughing […]
thanks to autocorrecting jashton to nashorn when not needed; mistake “she made a nashorn on her test which made her lose several points.”
when you are eating poprocks and sucking a man’s p-n-s simultaneously to stimulate the head/tip and give more pleasure to the man. brad: dude, jessica gave me a popsucc yesterday and it was so good. my c-m tastes like watermelon now. here try some -unzips- derek: we’re not friends anymore brad.
- ranchy carrot
when you m-st-rb-t- and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning. oh man, matt had such a ranchy carrot.