1 hand waltz
masturbation. the act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. one handed-tussle. a less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. a fistful of man dollars. pulling on the old wad. jerkin’ the gherkin’. slapping the ham. pounding the pig. pullin’ the skin flute. one hand short of a 2 hand tango.
after yet another unsuccessful night out, john went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.
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