1% milk
the lord an savior jesus h. christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white sh-t, like yourself. drink 1%, or else satan will eat your children. g-d will hate you if you drink different milk. rejoice
friend: 1% milk gives me life.
me: f-cking carry my children.
a very poor subst-tute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk
why the h-ll would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?
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