1-Pump



n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. a woman so incredibly s-xy that the mere sight of her makes male -j-c-l-t–n possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the p-n-s shaft.

2. the very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the p-n-s shaft occur before -j-c-l-t–n.
woah! you just missed a total 1-pump dude!

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