100 problems



when one of your friends is being a total -ssh-l- to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by jayz. “i got 99 problems but a b-tch ain’t one”
stephen: hey, what the f-ck is stu’s problem today?

pete: he’s got 100 problems.
a way to say you have girl problems. it is a reference to the jay-z song, 99 problems
guy 1: how are you and your girl doing?
guy 2: let’s just say i got 100 problems

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