2nd base with chuck norris. nuff said.
guy1: hey you never guess what i did last night…….
guy2: what didnt you do last night?
guy1: cut it with the cr-p, ok, 10000000000000th base, i touched chuck norris’ p-n-s xd
guy2: oh so thats why the universe is imploding….
- 1,000,000,000,000th base
when you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly b-tton. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females -n-s. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. p-n-s juice is sprayed everywhere. last night, i got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian […]
to be in an awkward or embarr-ssed position “wow he just peed himself he must feel really gronth right now”
- 1,000,000,000th base
you must have s-x with chuck norris. only chuck norris has reached this base, as g-d was the original t-tle holder of this base. dude, i got 1,000,000,000th base last night! whole world; all hail the almighty omnipotent god of all who exist!
being comprised of only two colors. ie. using one more color than something that is monochromatic. you: “i love your black and white jacket.” your friend: “yeah i felt like being duo-chromatic today.”
medical shorthand. guardian reader of limited intelligence in ethnic skirt. female, 45, complaining of intense stress-related chest pain. diagnosis: grolies. prescription: 5mg ketamine, diurnal, to be taken -n-lly.