it’s when you do the water spout maneuver with your grandma and then get your dog in the action
dude! last night i got to 103457th base. it was amazing!
- 50% off
a godsend, and the only abridged series i actually watch. “he shot haru” kills me every time. “dude, have you seen the new episode of 50% off? i swear i p-ss-d myself three times.”
- aba nuckie
the aba-nuckie, refers to a women’s v-g-n-. example: her shorts were so short, i almost saw the ~aba nuckie~ .
suicidal tendencies due to men discovering by accident that they have a small p-n-s. he used to be a normal boy until the accid-nky. when a male p-n-s is shrunk due to an accident, usually resulting in extreme sadness. george was super fun to hang around until his accid-nky.
- activate my fall back game
to discretely remove oneself from an unfavourable or embar-ssing situation. marisa: i thought mich-lle was waving to me, but it was actually tyrone, i had to activate my fall back game.
- advent calendar
a calendar used to countdown to christmas day. each day you will get a small gift (chocolate, pocket money, etc.) i want an advent calendar.