viciously stabbing your s-xual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your d-ck in each of the holes.
now if you’re a lady then carve your partners leg into a large d-ck and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial d-ck honey whilst yelling “cacao”
warning: your partner may die
friend 1: bruh i went to 103459th base with sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! i went to 103459th base with juliette last night!
- acting like a cup
the act of being a c-nt or rude. bolli is acting like a cup. must be cause he’s from iceland.
- alois trancy
a strawberry poptart in bootyshorts g-d dammit not alois trancy
a fear that somewhere i’m the world a duck is watching you. “hey wanna go out?” “nah i have anawanaphobia”
- a richard
aa polite way of saying d-ckhead man he can be such a richard sometimes
the act of a person straining himself with mouth open to either eat, suck, grab hold of, or beg for something from another person. it could be anything from food to s-xual body parts or more metaphysical like fiending for drugs or a quick fix. you were looking at me all baby-birdin’ as i pulled […]