103459th base



viciously stabbing your s-xual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your d-ck in each of the holes.

now if you’re a lady then carve your partners leg into a large d-ck and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial d-ck honey whilst yelling “cacao”

warning: your partner may die
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friend 1: bruh i went to 103459th base with sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! i went to 103459th base with juliette last night!

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