the act of -n-lly fornicating with a woman whilst she is in the process of giving birth, and then -j-c-l-t-ng on the newborn. this woman does not have to be your wife.
guy #1: hey man, i got to 103rd base last night!
guy #2: nice man!
guy #1: i know, right? i’m being sent to prison, but i have pictures if you want some!
guy #2: they gave you jail time? is there even legislation on that?
guy #1: pretty sure i’m just about to get to 104th base.
when one performs oral s-x with a partner and the receiving partner rotates their hips upwards, thus sealing off all air-flow from the back, and proceeds to fart, the gas flows upwards and flutter underneath the t-st-cl-s, and envelopes the other partners face. “i can’t believe cameron finally braumped colleen!” “colleen had seventeen -rg-sms when […]
1- a compound word, from the verb “to fap” (m-st-rb-t-) and the noun “saurus” (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency 2- another word for idiot i’m surprised that faposaurus hasn’t gotten caught yet. shut up, you stupid faposaurus
- brb aids
i will be right back, because i have aids and i’m about to get my treatment for this disease. bas-m-ntc-ck45: ohh yeah, where you gonna stick that banna next? hottywebcamgirl69: brb aids bas-m-ntc-ck45: dammit. now i’m soft.
- jelly ball
they only exist when the woman is menstral. it can be seen in various places such as the toliet bowl, pad or tampon. it is a chunk of the uterus linning. it is squeshy and can be mistaken for b-lls of jelly. marisa: wow jane you left a huge jelly ball in the toliet, gross! […]
the most powerful and amazing v8 ever produced until the ls1. known for absolutley humiliating 4.6 and earlier 5.0 mustang gt’s its at the top of its cl-ss. the lt1 was was made for the trans am, corvette c4, and camaro z28..ohh and as far as imports go, they wish they were packing an lt1 […]