the day motherf**king skyrim came out, but no one remembers. they were busy making wishes that day.
guy 1: dude, today is 11/11/11! i’m gonna make a wish!
guy 2: you aren’t serious. skyrim came out today.
guy 1: wait, what?
guy 2: you greedy sh*t, don’t make a wish if it already came true.
november 11th, 2011. apparently there’s this thing going around facebook that we should be prepared to make the biggest wish at 11:11 on november 11th, 2011. some say wishing at exactly 11:11:11 (11 hours, 11 minutes, 11 seconds) is bound to make the biggest wish. often a “like” page topic.
facebook user likes “if i miss 11:11 on 11/11/11, im gonna be so effing p*ssed”.
- c*ckgobbling goblin
the absolute peak of being a f*cking tw*t. haaaaaaaaaaaa you c*ckgobbling goblin
- clench mode
the highly dangerous sitaution that occurrs when a t*rd is fighting its way out of your *ss and you have to clench your sphincter to keep the crowning fecal matter from becoming one with your drawers “i got stuck in traffic on the interstate and had to pinch a loaf, by time i got home […]
the princess’ best friend! she will always have your back and is the loyalist of friends. also your mum seems to love her more than she loves you! friend 1: my mum was super p*ssed off with me but as soon as my best friend turned up, she suddenly became super sweet and lovely to […]
- malcolm turnbull
29th and current prime minister of the commonwealth of australia. affectionately referred to by his adoring party members north of 50 in the most serious of circ*mstances as: malcolm turncoat, or some other clever variation thereof. rather large fan of pontificating and gesturing dramatically either barefisted or with his trendy gl*sses held aloft in an […]