this is for females:
when 11/12 year old females haven’t started their period yet… but are so flippin’ excited because their t-ts are finally hangin’ out! shoot yea!
tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or br–sts in the shower and when she got out, she ‘examined’ her ‘b–bs’ in the mirror. to tania’s great excitement, she saw honest to goodness ‘baby’ breast! with all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! she was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! her secret crush harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! she wanted to be the first to tell him her ‘t-ts’ were hard, after all, he told her when his b-lls dropped! ‘maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!’, she thought to herself.
wow! tania had finally gotten her 11/12 – year old upgrade!
laugh out loud so hard you fall off the chair and hit your head on the way down to the floor.” guy – hey beautiful, where were you all night? girl – sorry, got busy on the cell. guy – you won’t believe this – i got bored and added your mom as a facebook […]
c-ke-hole noun 1. a distasteful person or thing. 2. something displeasing. adjective 1. describing a distasteful person or thing. 2. describing something displeasing. history: first used to describe the bad taste left in the mouth by coca cola brand cola, when one would put the disgusting soda in their mouth, they would have ‘c-kehole’. now […]
- flash the gash
phrase commonly used in “jest”. taken from popular game show phrase “flash the cash”. means, basically to get your v-g-n- out for display purposes and amus-m-nt. not to be taken seriously, however some females may actually flash it on demand when given the command. so beware if you are not fully expecting to experience the […]
the act of having s-x with your flatmate, even though you know this may be inadvisable given that you have to live together afterwards. “i walked into rachael’s room and she was in bed with john! they totally committed flatcest last night!”
col-rs- is a word used in mexico to refer to someone is going to ‘enter’ a place without paying or having been invited. mamá: miren hijos, col-rs- no está bien, alguien los puede ver y los puede sacar. hijos: sí, mami…