few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. in order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled sword of gamelon and kill the nearest person named fred. after doing that, locate a woman named susan and stab her. after that, f-ck the hole that you have made.
person 1: “dude, i got to 113th base on thursday.”
person 2: “the fbi are already on the way you sick f-ck.”
- finals season
the approximately two week period before the week of finals at high school or especially university, where professors will overload students with make-up -ssignments, study guides, and an extremely high amount of notes, on top of the high amount of studying. this period is defined by the sheer number of -ssignments due or to be […]
- ambrin richards
a sl-tty p-n-s. he has a ambrin richards.
a special type of indian latrine built to be used by the lower caste. commonly filled very quickly within a few days of being built. indian man 1: did you hear about the keid they built by the dumpster site? indian man 2: oh no, lets go use it before it gets filled by us […]
- currituck high school
a rocking s-x move that is likely to leave the b-tch not knowing where she is, who she is, or how she/ll get home. basically, the penetrator will put himself into a criss-cross apple sauce style sitting position, while the b-tch is laying on his/her stomach in front of him. the penetrator will then grab […]
a person who will never let you down and who you always want to see smile. i just made her jease so much with that last joke i can’t wait to do it again.