a long 12 inch d-ck
“oh baby gimme that 12 inch ruler
- terence tao
asian who simultaneously holds the world record for most enormous intellect and most enormous p-n-s. he’s a closet g-y and if he could, he would travel back in time and give gauss a bl-wj-b. when he meets someone, they appear as r-t-rded to him as a r-t-rded person appears to you. he knows that, by […]
a person who’s addicted to feeling emotional pain, doing things such as looking for love in all the wrong places and expecting to find kindness in a wasteland of hatred and despair. person 1: did you hear about how ryan is trying to get with amanda, the most popular girl in school? person 2: yeah, […]
- fry basket
a women’s va-jay-jay after she walks into a bar. stay out of my fry basket! hey gurl! let’s go back to my place so i can eat that fry basket!
- laundry factory
letting your clothes pile up until you spend one whole day washing, drying, folding, and hanging using an -ssembly line of laundry baskets i need to run a laundry factory today. i am running a laundry factory right now, you have to wait until tomorrow to use the washing machine.
- english tugboat
two yanks on a half chub yonk toot toot! then he asked me to give him a good ole’ english tugboat!