a p-n-s so big it can only be used by a select few, the p-n-s can’t become errect as it will cave in with the m-ss. anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
ways in which it is used : to cream pie the p-n-s i put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. the woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he v-g-n- far enough apart for the p-n-s to fit in. once in the p-n-s is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
user : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, i have the power of my 12 inch slong
girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
kaybre is an amazing young girl who has amazing dreams ahead of her. one day she will find the love of her life and marry with 6 kids. she has been emb-rrs-d a couple of times when she is young. she has a very smart family. she will one day become the best wife ever. […]
- sophie pollard
most f-cking awesome person! that awesome person over there is a sophie pollard!
a unit of d-ck measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a petac-ck and 1,000 times smaller than a zettac-ck. only giants have c-cks larger than this. this d-ck size is also known to scare away the largest dinosaurs and this size can easily fit in my urethra. want some exac-ck?
- finch eggs
the act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man’s freshly shaven t-st-cl-s whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. this is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor. justin: “i want cork!” pedro: “i’ve got the hook up… gave my boy finch eggs.”
- mask on
a cover up for what or who you really are daily . i’m really sad but i will keep smiling, so i have a mask on.