12th base



to defy the laws of physics whilst engaging in s-xual intercourse.
a common example is to have s-x listed as the ‘bat position’ in the karma sutra, and that is to have s-xual intercourse on the ceiling.
i went to 12th base last night and i got such a rush to my head.
a s-xual act including a saddle and/or table tennis paddle
guy 1: we got so far last night
guy 2: what base
guy 1: 12th base
guy 2: woah!!! how did u get a saddle into her car
when your girlfriend removes her gl-ss eye and you prodceed to insert your p-n-s inside the hole and f-ck her.
guy 1: “dude we got to 12th base i don’t deserve to live anymore.”
guy 2: “sh-t bro i’ll get my bat.”
f-cking a chick so hard that she dies.
man 1: ah sh-ttt man, i f-ck-d cindy so hard, i got to 12th base!
man 2: f-ck! where is the mangled-s-xfilled-corpse?
man 1: in my car where i left her…
man 2: i say, go for 13th base
man 1: ahh, wanna munt her with me?
man 2: yeaahhhh, i’ll jump.
giving foot and or b–b jobs with 2 or more people.
dude, last night i got to 12th base with this hot chick and her twin sister!

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