term used to shorten up the movie t-tle “six days and seven nights” from 1998.
box office: “what movie would you like to see?”
moviegoer: “13 total”
a person who claims to be bis-xual, but only because it is hip or chic to be so. more common among women than men. most bi-chic girls engage in a lot of kissing/making out, fondling, etc. (especially in public), but never actually engage in c-nn-l-ng-s with another woman and never actually have long term bis-xual/lesbian […]
when a fat girl thinks she is about to qweef but sharts instead. dianne:i have to qweef so bad nicky: dont push too hard you might qwaufle yourself jasper: it smells like sh-t in here ryan: dianne whats that stain on your shorts jessica: dianne i think you qwaufled yourself
- gooey c**nie
a moment where the hairy taco c-ms see hairy taco i swear i had a gooey c–nie when i saw his 14 inch long ding-a-ling!!!
- qwauf'n poof
an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed. “i woke up in the morning and j. round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf’n poof.”
- goody's lumpy funtube
modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms jade goody. just to take the edge off a diagnosis. you’ve tested positive for goody’s lumpy funtube!