cl-ssified guy code.
if you dont know, you never will..
- crocodile blow-job
whilst a man is recieving a bj, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a ‘death-roll’, rolling from side to side until he finishes. for the females part, she is to try […]
- emperor harperius mandatorius minimus
see: stephen harper self-appointed emperor of canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in canada, destroyer of nations…starting with our own! while telling the canadian people that he does not support private prisons, emperor harperius mandatorius minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a canadian […]
- english joint
hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called “work pot”. its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive. oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!
a very dirty v-g-n- the girl i screwed last night had a panonski
- reserve bank
the parts of people they do not tell your friends and family about to play very stupid mind games. money stashed in a box for a rainy day. a magazine a guy keeps when he gets frisky. we all know people have a spank bank -lol were letting out our reserve banks. so glad i […]