a notorious and brutal midget p-rno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of r-t-rded jamaican dwarves. it ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man’s exposed and bruised body. they tickle his -sshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. this p-rn- was released in the late 1970’s, and can be rented and viewed at your local sm-t store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! i totally just went down to my local sm-t store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
a word describing something so phenomenal that only the creation of a word, such as “awesomenisity”, can allow the human brain to comprehend its magnitude…boom!!! stephen colbert’s level of “awesomenisity” is so high that only sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads that eat hip-hop dancing hamsters, have the ability to “think” they might […]
- kim basinger
an american blonde actress which likes wandering in black tuxedo and proceeding to reveal a wet tanktop and a pair of clinging boxer shorts. kim basinger, launched by “9 1/2 weeks”.
a unit of gold in jewlery. seen as a very good high quality type of gold, it is used to describe multiple objects ,as high quality, from cars to women. a popular phrase using 18k is “18k, all the way” “dude, that chick is h-lla 18k!”
- fingernail shrapnel
the projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.most embarr-ssing is the shrapnel that you couldn’t see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair. i now wear goggles when […]
a small region, in latvia/riga. jugla is just like compton (only it’s not a ghetto). lots of criminals in streets. everyone respect guys from jugla. gangsta – gimme me money! guy from jugla – na-h! who the f— are you? gangsta – i’m from compton – you motherf—er! guy from jugla – but i’m from […]