the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in your partner’s -ss and then using a piece of plastic tubing to suck the s-m-n back out (or have your partner do so, if long enough), similar to how gas was syphoned out of cars during the oil crisis of the early 1970s.
my freaky girlfriend loves the taste of c-m and sh-t so i convinced her to let me give her a 1970s gas crisis.
1970’s gas crisis is the term for a s-x act in which a length of plastic tube is inserted into the partner’s -n-s, and sucked on. the act is so named because it appears similar to the gas siphoning that occurred during the gas crisis in the 1970’s, where people would suck on a pipe to start the flow of fuel from one source to another.
my -ss really hurts after last night, but my partner really wanted to experience the 1970’s gas crisis.
the years lived by a true hero and rap legend tupac amaru shakur r.i.p tupac–1971-1996 r.i.p tupac
- phantom stranger
when someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger. since ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.
- feta f*nny
chicks with thrush… jade goodys loin area may be referred to as feta f-nny, mostly found in women who are larger than the rest. g-d love ’em.
adjective used to describe a person who is grossly or grotesquely obese. d-mn! that dime bar dame’s grobese
- pickle tickler
noun, a tongue, lip or any other intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the p-n-s while performing oral s-x. popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, wh-r-, sl-ts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, h-m-, and/or trollo. i bet that dude with a pony and pickle […]