entering the dancefloor after that time of night when all the couples have left the nightclub to see what ‘minor prizes’ are left to try and sleep with.
don’t worry – after the s-xodus has sifted out the couples, the 1am tombola will turn up something reasonable to f-ck
- chocolate bracelet
the resulting fecal ring that is left around one’s wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their -ssh-l- after sh-tting. mother: “dammit brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do i have to tell you?!?! wipe your -ss before you ask me to fist you. jesus christ!” brian: […]
- chocolate dragon sundae
the act of f-ck-ng a girl in the mouth and thus midway through the f-ck-ng you pop out a sh-t in her mouth and j-zz on top of that while j-zzing on it while you punch her in the face. the moaning is a desirable effect that hutch truely enjoys want a chocolate dragon sundae?
- finished bas*m*nt
a well groomed private area, preferably bald yeah i banged casey, and she had a finished bas-m-nt.
a dark complexioned person who has a physical attributions of an ape. dark curly haired, pouty lips, and a thin body build but likes to go to the gym and work out. usually carries a travelling bag but only contains a shirt and water. mom look! there’s a chonggito here in the gym!
- choppers eve
choppers eve is like christmas eve for offsh-r- workers. it’s the day immediately prior to crew-change day which every two weeks is celebrated with a helicopter flight, possibly a fixed-wing to aberdeen and subsequent beverages at either aichies at the station or spiders web in dyce the weekend’s upon us, but i’m still 2 days […]