one d-ck, but thats an ironic name because non of them hand any male s-xual organs.
i don’t think she every got to see 1d
the abbreviated name of boyband one direction. they placed third in the seventh series of the x factor uk.
predicted by industry experts as britain’s next big boyband, they have ignited hysteria across the country. their book, “forever young: our official x factor story” has reached the number one spot on the sunday times bestseller list.
dannii: have you been to the x factor tour? how was it?
simon: yes. it was great. 1d stole the show! they received the biggest cheers and had the most amount of merchandise on sale. they should just rename it the one direction tour.
dannii: matt cardle’s fans must be fuming with jealousy, huh?
simon: 1d are the real winners of the x factor. everyone knows it.
to fight someone one on one. usually people say 1d, but it really turns out to be a fight dealing with more people.
yo ima 1d that herb son
within the counter-strike gaming community, “1d” is used as both a noun and a verb to describe a head-shot kill while using the desert eagle with only one bullet fired at the enemy. it is considered a demonstration of skill in the game.
noun: “kx just got a 1d again.”
verb: “willow was 1d’d.”
this or that, left or right, black or white, one way or the other.
a new way to say any of theese words, its !d because just like in an old school arcade game, you are limited two just two directions of movement. like in a real life situation court, either you killed the guy or you didnt, no i was acting on another influence cr-p.
lawyer: did you rape that woman jason?
jason: well….. you know it was, a yeah, ahh.
lawyer: its a 1d jason
reporter: did you know 911 was going to occur before it happened.
gov. offical: we did everything in our power to save 911 victims.
repoter: it’s a 1d question jack-ss, don;t go giving me that sh-t
verb: gave a rating of “1”(out of some number) to something.
used to indicate major suckage or disapproval.
the opposite might be “5’d” or “10’d” if the maximum possible rating was, respectively, 5/5 or 10/10.
often seen in reference to a ytmnd animation/page, where users are encourage to rate ytmnd creations on a scale of 1-5 stars:
“that was totally lame.. i just 1’d it”.
noun. refers to a women’s chest that is so flat when you get your level out and put it on their chest it is perfectly level.
that chicks face is alright, but her chest is 1d.
- cyber mobbing
when people use social media to gang up on someone, because they don’t agree with their beliefs or lifestyle. jean was the victim of cyber mobbing, when she became a gay rights activist in her rural town.
the act of hastily deciding how much to tip the pizza delivery guy while he stands at your door, because you did not think to figure the tip before he arrived. after a brief deliveration, the girls decided not to tip the pizza guy money, opting instead to each show him their b–bs.
- desk fat
a raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker p-sses by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes s-x. given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the […]
- dilated & crowning
when you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it’s trying to push its way out. mike: “dude, you still gotta sh-t?” dave: “man…it’s p-ssed that point…i’m dilated & crowning”
dude, she ain’t comin’ back i think i’ll just stick around the apartment tonight… dsacb