stalkers who claims themselves as innocent 1d fans who deserves to meet the boys and thinks the 1d boys loves them. is hated by all 1d fans. doesn’t respect people’s privacy. also thinks they’re true fans because they went to 1d’s concert 20+ times but that doesn’t define them as true 1d fans so they’re probably just stupid.
1dalerts: please respect the boys privacy!!!!1!1!!
also 1dalerts: harry is at the beach lets go attack him also does anyone want niall’s address i have it here ya go
1dalerts: louis love us so much. he let us stalk him until midnight.
louis: please stop following me. give me some privacy.
1dalerts: see he loves us we are his true fans
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