when the bars close at 1:30 and playas be thirsty for some last minute poonannie
oh it must be approaching 1:thirsty cuz erry boi in this club be givin me f-ck-me-eyes
a total -sshole. a bully who is dying inside with sadness. a piece of sh-t with no real friends that no one actually likes, but follows out of fear of being bullied. that klorbo is a real -sshole. some day he will be serving me burgers at mcdonald’s.
- smoothie mom
a mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin cl-ss, yoga cl-ss, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always -ssume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point […]
very very cute that picture you posted was vvc
- mouth teaser
when a guy teases your mouth with a p-n-s wow he’s a real mouth teaser… wouldn’t even put it in.
- beat over
when you beat your meat at somebody elses house i had a beat over with louis