2 hander


when a guy’s d-ck is so long that when he’s hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand
manson: mmmmm twiggy i love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: i wish you had a 2 hander like mine 🙁
slang, insult; in reference to a woman of an extremely elastic v-g-n-, usually from being overly s-xually active, insinuating you could insert two hands and clap.
“joyce’s neighbor was such a 2-hander, she used to bring home 3 guys to bang every night!!”

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