2 seconds
from the great stoner movie “shawn of the dead.”
2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.
tim “argh, get this thing off me!”
john “2 seconds,” (pulls out camera) “say cheese!”
when somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. commonly used along with “yoo k”.
you: “jakie, get off the comp.”
jackie: “i can’t i’m running mc”
you: “yoo k, 2 seconds….”
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