when it went fine last time, but now it’s just a bunch of sh*t after sh*t, constantly f*cking you.
person 1: what happened with jazmine?
person 2: i got 2016’d after the first date.
- for the lack of a better word
a term used by somebody when they can not quite think of the term they want to use, so they settle for another word or term. this movie is… scary, for the lack of a better word.
- chasing fog
having g*y s*x with an older man while he farts. bill was chasing fog with randall and it was great.
when a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole. penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance. when your p**p is so long that you can balance on it. […]
what i think mexico’s satan is pr*nounced as. sataun in satan