286
used in chat conversations in place of “143”, which is commonly known to all users. essentially means “i love you, i love you” or 143 x 2=286.
used also if your afraid to say “i love you” to a really good friend, and they won’t have any clue to what your saying, but you do.
guy – goodnight and sweet dreams
girl – u2
guy – yup, 286
a 16-bit processor from the eighties. usually ranging from 8-12mhz, and is x86 compliant. (only compatable with previous models -obviously-)
strong bad has never owned a 286.
used in some ad&d circles. it comes from a book of wild surge
results 286 being instant death to the caster right now!! no saves no resurrections no anything just immediate and final death.usually reserved for idiots who think that dieing is something that only happens to “other peoples” characters.
d.m so now that i have totaled up the damage from the burning mage tower that fell on you while you were trying to loot through the spell books that were on fire after i
told you that it was going to fall!! you take… 2800
points of damage.
player1 oh… can i roll for half damage?
d.m dude, your 286!! now pack up your sh-t and get the f-ck
out!
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