2JupitersTooMany


a really obese/fat girl with rolls of fat on her back that look like t-ts
that b-tch is so fat she has 2jupiterstoomany on her back.
an incredibly clever reference to the mixed martial arts training community of edward braveaux, “tenth planet”, inspired specifically by the trolling of lil dinosaur and checkuroil on premier mma message board mma.tv.

also, the name of legendary mma.tv poster 2jupiterstoomany, known for his cult following of tmz noobs.
kkm, jupiter is the fifth planet. so you multiply that by two and you get the tenth planet. which doesn’t actually exist. and the whole pluto business has complicated things a bit. but i digress. wait, what was i saying? oh yeah, so then you’d have 2jupiterstoomany. gnomesayin?

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