3 branches of hipsters


goth, indie, and scene

goth:
emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. they are not fun people to be with.

indie:
people that wear their old 3-d gl-sses with the lenses punched out. to look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.

scene:
the girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. n-body likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.

all groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and n-body enjoys their presence.
have you heard about the 3 branches of hipsters?
yeah i feel leanna fits all 3!
yeah except the whole goth thing
no shes pretty goth too

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