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before i get to the “definition”, just hear this: never, ever, ever, ever watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.

anyway…

3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. the group of 3 men in the video are called the dnepropetrovsk maniacs. they mutilate a victim in the video named sergei yatzenko. i will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.

the 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. personally i think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.

again, please refrain from watching the video. find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
example person 1: dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?

example person 2: sorta, i could barely get through 8 seconds of the d-mn thing. never watchin’ that sh-t ever again…
3 guys 1 hammer is the actual horrific footage of the “dnepropetrovsk maniacs” brutally murdering an innocent, defenceless man. the video was filmed by one of the 19 year olds on his mobile phone. it shows the 45 year old victim lying on his back in a wooded area suddenly being struck repeatedly in the face with a hammer held inside a plastic bag. the man’s face is completely bloodied and mashed beyond recognition however he continues to breathe and even raises his arms. one of the murderers then continually jabs the man in the stomach area and face with a screwdriver. the victim is then struck with the hammer again to ensure that he is dead. one of the murderers can also be seen smiling towards the camera in the video. the guys involved killed a total of 21 random, innocent people and are serving life in prison.
you can’t even describe how sick the guys from 3 guys 1 hammer are.
the unofficial name of the sickest video on the internet. it will scar you for life. it starts out with a guy bludgeoning the victim’s face with a yellow pipe, the camera closes in on what used to be a face but is now unrecognizable, it’s just a puddle of blood now. the guy goes on to drive a screwdriver repeatedly into the victim’s stomach, then up to the eyes and through his nose. all of this happens while the victim is still alive, only able to make gurgling noises and move his arms slightly. the guy then steps on victims stomach and after playing with him they decide it’s time to kill him so they serve a few death blows with a hammer. do not watch this video
guy1:dude, did you hear about kyle? he watched 3guys1hammer, and i heard afterward he dowsed himself in kerosene and lit himself on fire! guy2: man i’m never seeing that one.
a viral video in which a man is killed with a hammer in yellow plastic bag , has his eyes poked out and stabbed repeatedly with a screwdriver.
guy 1: did you watch that 3 guys 1 hammer video?

guy 2: ya man it was brutal.
a guy getting murdered. never watch this. you will be scarred for life. please i’m saving you from a sh-tload of feelings you don’t ever want to experience. you’ll cry, throw up, and just have a terrible experience. you’ll hate your life for the next week or so. just please dont watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!

the guy gets stabbed in the stomach with a screwdriver
then they rip open his stomach
then they take a hammer and smash open his head.
all this happens while the guy is still alive. you can hear him groaning!!!! dont watch this video!
“mom will you lay with me tonight?”

“why?”

“because i saw 3guys1hammer and i can’t f-cking sleep because i keep getting nightmares that i’m the guy getting murdered”
never watch this. ever.
what separates this from any other shock media you’ve seen is that 3guys1hammer is both unquestionably immoral and completely, utterly, real. the women from 2girls1cup might have actually eaten eachother’s sh-t, but they were both entirely consensual and willing to do it. the self-castration in the pain olympics was both self-inflicted and fake at that.

in 3guys1hammer, what is shown is an actual murder by actual serial killers. -ssuming you’re just a suburban kid like myself who has the ability to waste time reading definitions on urbandictionary, i heavily recommend you don’t watch it lest you be scarred for life.
it is absolute proof that g-d doesn’t exist. 3g1h is possibly the sickest video on the internet. stay the f-ck away at all costs.
example 1

-sshole: yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer -sends link-

person: i’ll take a look

-sshole: lolololol

person: holy sh-t!!! what the f-ck?!??!? -pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid-