3 pump chump
refers to three iterations of down stroke up stroke
frequently applied to fornication, but may apply equally well to masturbation
when the aroused male is unable to endure minimal penile stimulation either coed activities or solo stimulation and blows his load on the third iteration he is said to be a 3 pump chump.
when applied to intercourse as fornication 3 pump chump is a misnomer because the chump is really the j-zz orifice (woman). while the average p-n-s is seven inches long this is likely to effect those with longer than average p-n-s as there is more surface area to receive pleasurable stimulation. the average p-n-s girth is five inches. those with above average girth might be victims of her j-zz orifice applying too much additional stimulation suddenly albeit unconsciously.
if her j-zz orifice is the victim of 3 pump chump with average or above average p-n-s it is likely the male has a low- or zero refractory period allowing for extensive practive to overcome pump limitations
a guy who can’t sustain s-x for longer than three measly thrusts
last night, s-x with ted was unexpectedly good. he ain’t no 3 pump chump.
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