3 s’s


shower, sh-t and shave.
i have to do the 3 s’s before i go out.
a quick way of explaining what you need to do before you are ready to go out. the s’s stand for: sh-t, shower, shave.

for extended version see “4 s’s”
wife: are you ready to go out for a meal.

man: no, i just need to do the 3 s’s

wife: well i won’t eat it this time

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