a 3-tick-d-ck-flick is when you reach the point of -rg-sm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
the ever so growing mmorpg ‘runescape’, where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. these convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
guy: dude, i f-cked this girl last night, but i 3-tick-d-ck-flicked her…
friend: mate… that’s rough; sorry, bro
- f*ckin larry
f-ckin larry is a set of criteria from which all things will be judged unacceptable, insufficient or at best tolerable, but unwelcome. “hey larry look..i bought a brand new car for half off” ‘the tires are inflated incorrectly’ – f-ckin larry
your guy friend or boyfriend. what’s up, boyaye? that’s my boyaye
when someone slams a m-ffin on their face and posts it on facebook person: ya know.. jimm’s a real iamm-ffinmuggers other person: quite right
- punch by the pond
for one to urinate. to take a leak i need to punch by the pond.
- mud kiss
a point blank, bare -ssed fart to the lips. “can i give you a mud kiss on the lips?” “yeah! where else would you give a mud kiss?”