3 week rule



the rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend’s house that hasn’t been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household’s occupants as an improvised ashtray.
nathan: “dude i was gonna make a coffee why the sh-t is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?”

billy: “3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it”

nathan: “i was in hospital i was in a f-cking car crash you d-ck!”

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