30 minute shit
when your friend says they are going to take a “cr-p” and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a cr-p they jacked off and used taking a sh-t as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a cr-p ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute sh-t.
30 minutes later…
guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin’ off
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