30 seconds


pre-mature -j-c-l-t–n.
when a guy only lasts for thirty seconds in bed, and the girl is left unsatisfied. is also usually half-way up before having s-x.
what? its only been 30 seconds?!

-i just did a luke and lasted 30 seconds-
a member of a 2000`s rap bad that only last 30 seconds in bed
guy1: i totally pulled a chase clark on emily last night!
guy2: so you lasted about 30 seconds?
guy1: yup.

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