when you’re 100% done three times.
jake: why are you looking so down?
jack: i lost 100 bucks in a bet 3 times. i’m 300% done with life
- eat the groceries
eating -ss, tongue punching the fart box…licking the fartbox i was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries
- post traumatic bl*wj*b disorder
post traumatic bl-wj-b disorder ptbd is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good bl-wj-b. kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the […]
- darth vader condom
a condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the v-g-n- the male will not be the father girl: have you got protection boy: i got that darth vader condom girl: you are not the father
- trumpster diving
digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog. i will no go trumpster diving to win an election.
- krelton elllos
sucking out t-tty milk from a girl or boy hey john, i just gave hannah the old krelton elllos!