35th base
raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing gorrila. this must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.
guy: dude! 35th base is awesome!
dude: woah, doesn’t it hurt?
guy: nah, i was -rg-sming constantly for days after. my wounds had head by the time it was all over.
having s-x with buddha’s belly b-tton, and becoming the new buddha. you then go through a series of events very much like the santa clause movies.
what happened to amelia earhart is often -ssumed unknown but was actually 35th base in action.
when a woman gives you a bl-wj-b,see 3rd base, however doesn’t allow you to c-m and then proceeds to have s-xual intercourse with you(4th base). once again, she comes to the point when you are almost about to -j-c-l-t-, and then hops off and leaves you. also see blue b-lls
milton: f-ck man, my b-lls hurt so bad!
aziz: why?
milton: this b-tch i was f-ckin’ yesterday got me to 3.5th base. i’m so p-ssed off.
aziz: oh dudelol, that suckslol.
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