when a girl is sitting on your meat and spins around 360 degrees also know as the helicopter
my girl sat on my 360 meat seat and she spun
- f*g and hag
the partic-p-nts at a fred astaire dance school. older wimmin (hags) desperately need dance partners, so, the school hires the only males who apply for the positions i.e. root munchers. hey man how did that gig go last night? it was pretty weak man, we did the f-g and hag show for a few bucks.
- k*mquat kaiser
a sh-tsprayed, tiny featured, tactless -ssfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. about as likely to keep the american people safe as wilhelm the second did in germany, by precipitating world war iii through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal. all hail the k-mquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape […]
- 6 incher
the normal size for a normal man and there is absolutely nothing wrong with this specific size. #4 incher wow, your mans a 6 incher barbra? why, yes lisa, he is.
when you stick ur b-lls in icyhot! i did the h-llballz challenge and now my b-lls hurt
- the kermit disease
when somebody excessively or only speaks like kermit. (or atleast tries to) my doctor diagnosed me of having the kermit disease, now i have a weird voice and have the sudden urge to f-ck pigs.