4 Loko Town



a beautiful state of mind that those who consume four lokos on a daily basis inhabit. landmarks include – blue raspberry river, orange park, fruit punch farm, the watermelon well, bong beach’s lemonade stand, cran-ma’s house, kro-grape-o grocery store, and most importantly the whooty bridge. the streets are paved in 4 loko cans, 4 lokos grow from the trees in orange park, and during the occasional thunderstorm 4 loko is rained down on the entire town instead of water. accessible only by the pj’s bus service and to those in possession of at least 1 four loko, 4 loko town would definitely be described as “where it’s at”. being extremely drunk more than 6 times a week, nightly projectile vomiting, and more than 1 unplanned pregnancy within the confines of 15 days are all signs that you might be a resident of 4 loko town. so call that pj’s, get those lokos, and drink up and you’ll soon be on your way to 4 loko town!!!
“hey man, what do you wanna do tonight?”

“well, i’ve got a lot of homework but i was thinking about just going to 4 loko town instead. wanna join?”

“sounds fantastic let’s order 20 lokos right now!!”

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