the time where you wonder why you’re still up and keep thinking about things.
person1:”…you up fam?”
person2: “yea, wyd?”
person1: “i’m thinkin real hard. it’s just that time of the night.”
person2: ” you having 4:00am thoughts?”
a complicated name for a complicated girl – wow, is that girl hot! – dude that’s ulika – …f— off, she’s too complicated for me!
- iron serpent
a hard p-n-s brad stuck his iron serpent into anthony’s r-ct-m
- bermuda hot pocket
like alabama hot pocket but requires 4 people to partic-p-te at once – 1 girl and one man for each of her holes, effectively creating a triangle. dude, i was part of bermuda hot pocket last night and it was super s-xy! she had all 3 holes filled with sh-t!
- edexcel p1 physics exam
well well well, the edexcel p1 physics exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by gcse students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of hershel and ritter’s experiments along with the electromagnetic spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about […]
- roll a blunt
rolling a blunt is where both your hand and -ss are so sweaty, that when you wipe it, the toilet paper rolls up into a cigar shape. i was hanging out at an open air bar in aruba. it was so hot. drenched in sweat, and lousy with the swamp -ss, i had to drop […]