40th
noun – a unit of time = 1 hour in a 40 hour work week (ie. 1/40)
you begin work at 8am on a monday morning. at 9am a co-worker looks (“prairie-dogs”) over the cubicle wall and suggests getting a cup of coffee. the co-worker then states “how’s it going?” and you reply “great. only 39/40ths until the week is over.”
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