a code for what will happen if you so choose to indulge in statutory rape, aka s-x with someone under the age of consent. a breakdown of the code is
5= 5 minutes in bed
10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won’t take a judge or jury long to convict your -ss)
15= 15 years in a magic castle where people will gang rape and beat the living god out of you because you’re a convicted pedophile.
dumb-ss: yo, bro i’s gonna go f-ck this b-tch over there.
guy with some intelligence: dude, she’s 15, you’re 25
dumb-ss: so bro she’s just a ho bro?
guy with some intelligence: 5-10-15 dumb-ss
for some reason the government looks at s-x as some kind of contract, and you cant agree to a contract if your under their arbitrary age. so if the girl is 17 and your 18, just wait, because if she gets pregnant and her daddy finds out it’s yours, he’d probably love to 5-10-15 your -ss. on the other hand if your 25 and want to screw a 17 year old, eat sh-t pedophile.
- bottom selfie
a selfie of your -ss. when kim kardashian posted a post baby bottom selfie, kelly brooks posted a belfie right away.
masturbating on an airplane. ken-will i get arrested for airbating? sam- no, airbating isnt illegal, its just frowned upon masturbating on an airplane. kenan- “will i get arrested for airbating?” sam-“nope, airbating isnt illegal it’s just frowned upon”
a revolutionary new idea or concept, having mostly a positive effect to society. the -ssembly line was the brainchild of henry ford, ushering in m-ss production of automobiles and significantly reducing their price for a while. another term for “thought” or “idea”. commonly used amongst unpublished writers (such as writers of fanfiction). person 1: hey, […]
a black dude with a white mother you’re not a mulatto, you’re a bouna!
- iraqi sharp shooter
anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards. hey, sarge, what do you want me to do with the five iraqi sharp shooters? sarge: break their thumbs! can’t throw a rock without a thumb.