the fake name for 5 seconds of summer used by fake fans, also known as 5sosers.
5soser: i love 5 es oh es
5sosfam: f-ck you, don’t talk to me ever again you fake -ss b-tch.
being prejudice towards certain colors of cards in a card game. i’m gonna discard this yellow card mearly because i dislike yellow, i’m cardcist!
- carolina custard swirl
the act of -ssf-cking a girl, then creampieing her -sshole. as you pull out your d-ck, your man batter and her sh-t combines to form the glaze that is coating your c-ck. you proceed to insert your half chub into her p-ssy knowing she is on her period. as you f-ck her the frothy creamy […]
a beautiful young girl who is smart, brave, kind, and a fellow leader. she is very talented and dedicated. she is tough but not tough enough to kill a fly. her smile is something she will carry through out her whole life, her smile encourages herself and others. she id different from most girls, she […]
- cheese hat
the film that remains on the males “tip” after leaving a condom on for too long after s-xual intercourse. after f-ck-ng sally, tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.
one’s ability to accurately gauge the relative thickness of a member of their preferred s-x. this is a skill that must be developed and can be thrown off by skilled uses of angle shots and face-only profile pictures. marty: “come on dude, let me hook you up with my friend. she’s nice and not even […]