tip your uber and receive a 5 star rider rating.
my rider rating is a 4.3? you gotta drop the 5 for 5.
she was so nice and polite. did she 5 for 5? nope drop the 4.
when a womans v-g-n- has been “used” to such a great extend that it now appears as flabby flesh flaps, similar to roast beef. hence the 5 for 5 deal at arby’s where you get your fair share of roast beer for a nominal price.
set the stage as one buddy to another after the successful conquest of a ripe young woman.
johnny: “so yeah, i hit that last night”
sam: “how was she, 5 for 5?”
johnny : “naw man (pleasant smile) it was like 1 for 99 cent!”
from this dialog johnny and sam were able to share information without hurting anyones feelings.
#loose #woman #wh-r- #secret #fisting #g-ngb-ng
5 24oz beers for 5 dollars. aka getting shwasted for $5
yo man, im feelin a 5 for 5.
#beer #drinking #booze #drunk #wasted #shwasted #24oz
a person who has a way with the ladies but horrible in bed man my is like dequeveon
- spit ride
while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you. as i saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt i knew he was on a spit ride
when a lack of consumed calories has left your mental state much to be desired. i was kinda dumbgry when i wrote this definition. i get dumbgry when i don’t eat.
the extreme desire to want to put your genitals in a liquid or semi-liquid substance “hey don’t eat that pudding!” “why?” “i was feeling a little spodnasiosd last night…”
this is a thing that an unclean girl gets that hasn’t douched out the man cheese in a while. it gets left in there long enough that it develops a terrible smell and has probably started turning blue with mould. “hey man, did you go down on that chick last night?” “nah mate, i was […]