a girl who looks good from a distance, but is fugly up close.
i was cruising by the club, but i kept going because they were all 5 mile babes. man, that sucked.
- headline shirts
the newest addition of t-shirt ads to urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header “intelligently funny tees”. similar to noise bot and snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous. relent lessly awe some saw this on one of those headline shirts the other day. for f-ck’s sake, someone call the failtrain.
- 5% milk
another name for the c-m, j-zz, or nut. the white liquid that most men enjoy shooting all over a girl. i gave that girl some 5% milk last night to drink
- gins handbag
a wine cask carried by an australian aboriginal woman. “hey cooda,mortons wife is carrying her gins handbag with her down to the park” a gins handbag often refurs to a gins (old australian aboriginal womans) goon bag that the vast magority of gins cary with them. much like the regular handbags that many civalised woman […]
an acronym for beer over ip. it is a protocol that is used to transfer a brewed alcoholic beverage over the internet protocol. we are on separate coasts, you need to send me that beer over boip. bobby over ip. to travel via the internet, much the same as voip, but with a person. there […]
- c*ck comet
the s-xual act of p-ssing a kidney stone into your spouses v-g-n- man: sh-t that was painful woman: at least i have your c-ck comet inside me!