someone who is on your list, for you to rock their world in 5 min or less depending on how long it takes
amber is on my 5 minute list
i would have bang the sh-t out of her.
- 5-minute crush
a girl who you think about when you whack off but don’t actually have the b-lls to talk to. ex 1. man i wish i wasn’t a p-ssy and i could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush. ex 2. guy 1: “man i totally had a 5-minute crush on that […]
- montes de oca
1. a really long last name of spanish lineage. literally translated it means ‘large hills with an oak forest on top’ or ‘large hills with geese on top’. most prefer the oak forest definition. 2. the bane of any standarized test takers. “mr. jefferson, i need more time. my last name is ‘montes de oca’ […]
that feeling you get when all the weekdays blur into one another. ant: what day is it? tylar: idk, montuewedthurfriday?
- lesbian until graduation lug
someone who for whatever personal/logistical reasons decides to be a lesbian until graduation. the seriousness of this can range from officially identifying as a lesbian (possibly accompanied by an elaborate coming out process) to avoidance of the offical term and simply f-ck-ng around with girls. rather like cinderella after midnight, these are the girls who […]
- inglorious basterd
one who goes around germany killing and tormenting german n-z-s’. most preferable during the second world war. the typical way to kill n-z-s is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a n-z- with. rules and tips of an inglorious basterd: 1) if the n-z- […]